My Arch-nemesis
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
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( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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Fucking X Chromosomes.
I can't even begin to express how much sympathy you have from me for this. I went to an all girls' school too, and far from being the ass-wigglin', titty-jigglin' giggle-fest that may well fuel many a young and spunk-filled fantasy, it was a living hell.
If you're at the bottom of the pile - and, even worse, if you are the bottom of the pile of those who are at the very bottom of the pile - then there's pretty much not much hope for you, eh? :|
I hope this Alice gets some very well-deserved Karmic debt repaid sometime soon; nothing too nasty, but something deliciously poetic.
( , Tue 4 May 2010, 20:58, Reply)
I can't even begin to express how much sympathy you have from me for this. I went to an all girls' school too, and far from being the ass-wigglin', titty-jigglin' giggle-fest that may well fuel many a young and spunk-filled fantasy, it was a living hell.
If you're at the bottom of the pile - and, even worse, if you are the bottom of the pile of those who are at the very bottom of the pile - then there's pretty much not much hope for you, eh? :|
I hope this Alice gets some very well-deserved Karmic debt repaid sometime soon; nothing too nasty, but something deliciously poetic.
( , Tue 4 May 2010, 20:58, Reply)
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