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I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?

Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion

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Me and the missus
went for a picnic and we sat down near a bridge. She handed me a sandwich and asked what condiment I'd like.

That was my arch name-a-sauce.
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Hmmm.
It boasts strong creativity, and the idea's great, but the execution for that dish has got to be absolutely spot-on at this level of cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:25, closed)
I try to keep my punnage as succinct as possible
in a Fast Show style.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:32, closed)
I like mine
long and horribly painful, Ronnie Corbett stylee.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:13, closed)
with frequent jabs at the producer's expense.

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