
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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I feel your pain. I tried everything last year to stop the little fuckers decimating my rhubarb and eventually resorted to home-made beer traps. Trouble was, the wet weather kept flushing them out.
This year, I've hit upon an innovative solution. A friend gave me a crate of Gillian McKeith hemp seeds that were short dated and cheap. I couldn't bring myself to eat hemp seeds (after all, veggies need to avoid such hippy things as a matter of personal pride and they had NotDr's gurning face on them), so I decided to use them as mulch. Bingo! No sign of slimy nibbles so far.
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