Funnily enough "nepotism"
I started my first full paid job at the age of 16. That's the age where most of you lot pretended to lose your virginity....don't panic about it now there have been plenty of opportunities for you to lie about your sexual conquests.

We all realise those stories were not true. Sorry. But really. You sit on one side of a computer screen and we all sit the other side and judge you. You lost you saddos.

Started work as a Trainee IT engineer at the age of 16 at a further education or FE college for the more uneducated that means Further Education my Aunty got me the job she worked in the library there. I am 33 now and that job moulded my entire career. My Aunty is dead now. And even in death she saw more action than most of you lot
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 1:12, 17 replies)

Did you stop and have lunch half way through writing this?
It seems that by the third paragraph you'd forgotten what you wrote in the first two.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 2:32, closed)

pissed

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 2:41, closed)

I forgot I started writing it in the first place
Fuck the 3rd paragraph
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 2:42, closed)

You appear to have a simmering undercurrent of repressed rage.
Why?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 12:25, closed)

because the kid his mrs is carrying was sired by her dad

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 12:31, closed)

You really are brilliantly dull

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 23:37, closed)

Its probably something to do with his having...
.. joined b3ta
.. posted interesting and relevant responses on QoTW
.. positively contributed
.. been treated with extreme suspicion and heavy trolling
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 14:32, closed)

lies online

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 11:32, closed)

Eh?

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 15:06, closed)

I knew 4 blokes who were too dumb to finish school
Now I know of 5.

The other 4 are hopeless drunks too.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 22:29, closed)

You didn't know 4 people that finished school.
When you were removed from the school for being a fecal fiend you left behind hundreds of normal people getting an education.

Next time try to structure your insults in such a way that A. Do not leave you open to ridicule and B. Stop you looking like the sad prick that came to school for 6 months smelling of excrement
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 23:09, closed)

^gAy

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 11:33, closed)

Glass houses
If you're going to denigrate posters for their perceived lack of education and poorly constructed insults, it would well behove you not to demonstrate your own appaling grasp of the construction and use of English. To whit:"...in such a way that A." You mean "...in such a way that: a):" ; "...open to ridicule and B." You mean "...open to ridicule. (new line) b)". Simple stuff really.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 15:38, closed)

I know
I left an 'l' out of appalling. Which rather diminishes my point. Shit.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 19:25, closed)

So your story is...
I just made up some lies about someone online ?
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:15, closed)

Well, this is spectacularly coherent.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 15:39, closed)

So, your story is that your aunt died and you fucked her corpse?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 12 Oct 2014, 17:10, closed)