How nerdy are you?This week Gary Gygax, co-creator of Dungeons and Dragons, died. A whole generation of pasty dice-obsessed nerds owes him big time. Me included.
So, in his honour, how nerdy were you? Are you still sunlight-averse? What are the sad little things you do that nobody else understands?
As an example, a B3ta regular who shall remain nameless told us, "I spent an entire school summer holiday getting my BBC Model B computer to produce filthy stories from an extensive database of names, nouns, adjectives, stock phrases and deviant sexual practices. It revolutionised the porn magazine dirty letter writing industry for ever.
Revel in your own nerdiness.
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Star Wars Episode 7 - Man Love (2)Obi and Luke entered the bar and Luke's eyes almost popped from his head as he saw the gyrating naked body of the Pappilonian Four Nobb in the cage. Everywhere he looked, there was naked flesh and a variety of alien members.
"The Bellenz of Breth have a member as big as a giant redwood and it takes them a month to get an erection," said Obi as he feathered his gnarled old fingertips across the peachy buns of a Cumbot.
"Who's that guy over there," asked Luke, pointing to a hunky lunk of a man sitting next to a rolled up carpet.
"That's Hands Solo. He's the quickest shot in the galaxy. And the carpet next to him is Chew Batty, the bentest Wookie in the system. Don't bend over when you're near him!"
The two wandered over and sat at Hands' table. The smirking space cowboy winked at him and there was a heavy thunk as Chew Batty's enormous hairy schlong hit the bottom of the table.
"Who do we have here?" Hands asked Obi One. "He looks like he knows how to handle a sabre."
"The force is strong with this one," replied Obi One, smiling a queer smile and uncrossing his legs. He put a hand on Luke's muscular thigh.
"Oh!" exclaimed Luke as a splat of something warm hit his forehead.
"Sorry about about that," said Hands. "I was aiming elsewhere."
Chew Batty roared fearfully and a geyser of ejaculate washed over Obi One's feet.
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oh dear godwookie bukkake.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:25,
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if only we couldclick I like this on replies....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:45,
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Not rightPlease someone erase that. It's just entirely destroyed my childhood.
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This is just so wrong. Click.
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*click*sheer literary genius...
Read it 20 mins ago and I'm still chortling :o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:43,
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ClicksSalutes Mr Spencer's genius once again.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:44,
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