How nerdy are you?This week Gary Gygax, co-creator of Dungeons and Dragons, died. A whole generation of pasty dice-obsessed nerds owes him big time. Me included.
So, in his honour, how nerdy were you? Are you still sunlight-averse? What are the sad little things you do that nobody else understands?
As an example, a B3ta regular who shall remain nameless told us, "I spent an entire school summer holiday getting my BBC Model B computer to produce filthy stories from an extensive database of names, nouns, adjectives, stock phrases and deviant sexual practices. It revolutionised the porn magazine dirty letter writing industry for ever.
Revel in your own nerdiness.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:32)
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Following up Harry Potter double entendresMy favourite bit from The Order of the Phoenix:
Harry extracted his stiffening wand and waved it in Hermione's face.
"Oh, Harry! I'd like to take that fully in my mouth," she said.
"Do it!" pleaded Harry. "Swallow those magic inches."
Hermione opened wet lips and groaned as the hardness slid over her tongue, deeper and deeper until it gently grazed her tonsils. She closed her lips around it and began to suck.
'Mirabilis magna!" shouted Harry, as a stream of molten magic pulsed forth from his wand, lashing across Hermione's tongue. She withdrew the wand and let the still jetting magic streak her fluttering eyelashes.
"What's going on here?" enquired Ron, entering the room with his own wand swollen and heavy.
"Do me - both of you!" moaned Hermione from the animal centre of her soul.
If that isn't what I think it is, then I must be some kind of twisted pervert.
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Stop it!!You're obsessed.
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We know thatits WHO/WHAT he is obsessed with we DONT know
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I hope thats frombook 5 at least.
God she was a fine looking piece of jailbait.
Still, legal now, hurrah!
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*ponders*I once read some Thundercats erotica and was blown away by it, mostly because of the good spelling, impeccable grammar and clever use of metaphor - hugely arousing factors. Was that one of your as well, by any chance?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 12:54,
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aaaargh.I come on b3ta to get away from all the Harry Potter fans on LiveJournal. *goes and sits in the corner with pictures of kittins, rocking back and forth*
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Maladicta, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:09,
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you've made a common mistake there frankspencer.'slash fiction' isn't actually really part of the series.
The giveaway in this particular case is when Legolas and Strider appear.
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Never been to LegolandSo maybe I'm missing the point.
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