Taking me out of a bad place
A while back now I was involved in a pretty bad crowd. This one really old guy (who I really don’t want to talk about, he was a right so and so) was the one who really got me into it and while I thought I was really happy with what I now see was a cult, I was pretty twisted.
It took my own son to come and snap me out of it, I’m ashamed to say that I tried to hurt him and refused to believe what he was telling me. However it turns out there is still good in me so I threw the old cunt down a hole. So him convincing me that I could change was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. Fucked my suit up good and proper though.
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 11:52, 8 replies)

Haha!
Took me a couple of reads then, genius!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 11:55, closed)

Took me three reads
I knew something was amiss on the first read though.

So, *click* and *spang*.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 11:56, closed)

Would I be right in thinking
You were "twisted and evil" and somewhat surprised to find you had a daughter too or have I completely got the wrong end of the stick?
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:11, closed)

that took me a few reads...
as well, very good!!
(daddyg, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:43, closed)

Don't know why
But I got it in the first sentence. Must be psychic or something...
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 17:34, closed)

First sentence?
Geek.
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:07, closed)

It's a special QOTW skill
As soon as I read "really old guy" I thought, "Star Wars answer".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:30, closed)

I don't get it.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:16, closed)