The nicest thing someone's ever done for meIn amongst all the tales of bitterness and poo, we occasionally get fluffy stories that bring a small tear to our internet-jaded eyes.
In celebration of this, what is the nicest thing someone's done for you? Whether you thoroughly deserved it or it came out of the blue, tell us of heartwarming, selfless acts by others.
Failing that, what nice things have you done for other people, whether they liked it or not?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:14)
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Easter.When I was a teenager, my girlfriend got a terrible disease from a Chinese meal eaten in a Mallorca restaurant, while we were on holiday.
The doctors over there said Chinese restaurants reheat rice, mix it with fresh rice, reheat that, and by probability you're often served rice that could be five months old.
Anyway, on our return to England, she had to give a stool sample to the department of foreign illnesses, or whatever it's called, near Tottenham Court Road. But the Diarrhoea was so bad, bless her, we had no idea how to 'collect it.'
Eventually, it being Easter, I had the idea of cutting the plastic packaging around an easter egg, and holding it below her little bottom for her to poo in, before pouring it into a tupperware cup.
I think that's the nicest thing I've ever done for anyone. Click?
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:47, 7 replies)
Aw bless.I knew I had grown up the first time I had to clean up my mum's sick instead of the other way round.
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girlinthehole, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:02,
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*boke*I dunno about nicest, but you get a click for bravery and no mistake!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:24,
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*gag*well I was eating......
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:40, closed)
CollectionYou could have just let it fall wherever and used the old teaspoon that the cats medicine goes in to transfer some to a kinder egg 'surprise', maybe not though as that could be too much of a surprise and I'm detecting a chocolate theme here that is probably best avoided.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:59, closed)
That gives me an ideaYou should have used the egg shaped plastic packaging as a mold and made a happy easter diarrhoea flavoured pooh egg.
Then sent it to the Chinese restaurant in an extravagent box.
Recycled rice indeed.
*shakes fist*
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:04, closed)
It's nice to see,that the QOTW answers are reverting to poo stories.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:24, closed)
Were there not any Germans about that could have helped you?You could've rewarded them with what didn't go in the sample pot.....
*looks left*
"Just coming dear"
*exits stage right*
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:22, closed)
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