On a mate's stag do in Bournemouth
I walked to the toilet by crossing the dancefloor, walked through a circle of girls who started whooping me to dance, which i did in the most over the top fashion, only to then have the most painful feeling in my backside... One of them had decided it would be a great idea to try and stick her finger up my ass (and through my jeans). Classy place Bournemouth.
( Victor Meldrew, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:47, 5 replies)

Woah
A similar thing happened to me at the bar in a club in Bournemouth.

Is there a serial bum-fingerer on the loose there?
(Uhmfhshhghd, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:18, closed)

Wasn't me, promise.

( gone, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:19, closed)

tis I !

TIS I ! THE PURPLE SHIRTED EYE STABBER ! who during these recessionary times has had to suplement his income by also becoming ME ! THE PURPLE SHIRTED BOURNEMOUTH BUM FINGERER !


one or two of you may get the refference here :)
(The Cats Twat, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:48, closed)

Cyanide
and Happiness
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:05, closed)

NSFW!!!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 23:58, closed)