A wonderful moment
After a formal(ish) dinner with my university's Physics Society, myself and a fellow student took some chemical enhancers and went out to the local dive rock club, still wearing our dinner jackets and bow ties.

On our way to the bar, we were met with many "nice suit!"s and "aren't you a bit overdressed?"s. When we got to the bar, two girls looked me up and down. They asked why I was wearing what I was, I told them. They looked at each other with expressions I can only describe as mischievious.

One said "I've always wanted to kiss someone with a bow tie on."

"Yeah, me too."

They turned back to me and before I could utter my reply (which was to be of such dazzling wit and charisma that their clothes literally flew off and exploded like the fire of a thousand suns) the first one had grabbed me by the tie, yanked me a foot downwards towards her face and wrapped her tongue round my tonsils.

After a few intense seconds of resisting my gag reflex and trying not to throw up in this girl's mouth, she let me go. I caught my breath and attempted another quip of such irresistable charm that it would cause fainting fits among male body-building champions, but before I could utter anything, the second one had grabbed me by the tie and repeated the drag-downwards-and-suffocate motion that the first had demonstrated so successfully. Her tongue traversed my mouth with the ease of a tumble-drier going through the motions, and then she broke away.

Now's my chance! thought I, and opened my mouth to deliver a line in which the magnitude of intelligence and fortitude demonstrated would immediately have convinced every woman in the room that I was the perfect father to each and every child all of them would ever have.

"So... come here often?"

Ah, fuck.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:17, 6 replies)

Who needs words when................
You have two women of wanton virtue willingly sticking their tongues down your throat.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:20, closed)

A message of clarity and insight
I salute you.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:22, closed)

but they were only pretending to be interested in the tie...
... it was most definitely the physics which got them hot.

oh yes.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:42, closed)

Definetly. Physics is a major turn on for most women.
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?

And a Large Hadron joke for good measure.
(Tetigi can't be bothered with apathy., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 11:39, closed)

*click*
For giving me the biggest laugh in a while!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:51, closed)

"That's a tie, you were both good. Second leg?"
(sorry)
(annexed, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:45, closed)