Best/Worst (you decide) chat up line ever!
As sprightly, young, casually dressed 17 year olds, my friend and I used to head to the clubs pretty early to Thursday night Indie night (Oh yes) as not to be subjected to the whole ID fiasco.

Anyway, we walked through the door, got a drink and sat down waiting for the place to fill. There was about 12 other people in there apart from us. The majority of them belonged to a large group of 30something males loitering by one of the bars. After about oooh 6 seconds? we were approached by an extremely drunken male:

ERE! You lasses! My mate over there (points), white shirt. He wants either one of you two. He isn't arsed which. And I'll 'ave the other if you're up for it.

Unfortunately we had to decline such a gracious offer. No idea why...
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 0:18, 3 replies)

I have...
frigid.

Edit: that or lezzers.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 0:21, closed)

I have
The girls were too sober. And the guys too retarded.
(lanternchikk hat eine schwere Bohlenallergie, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 1:47, closed)

Last night
I attempted to put myself into the mindset of those men by drinking Mickey Peverall bottles of beer. Those words came not from me but to me, I have seen the light, Hallelujah.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:49, closed)