Having a piss in a club in Ulverston, Cumbria.
'Hey man', I said to the chap standing next to me, 'Do you know where I can score some hash?'

'I wouldn't know about that', he replied, 'I'm a policeman.'
( Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:36, 7 replies)

A rubbish policeman, too, by the sound of it.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:50, closed)

Obviously not done the advanced training
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 10:01, closed)

on the theme of policemen
After leaving a night club i stood and talked to 2 officers for 20 minutes.. absolutely bladdered.. they were looking agitatedly behind me.. turns out while id been keeping them someone had mugged and beaten up a poor bloke.. liturally 3 metres away.. they only moved to help him when i got bored of chatting and walked home
(Fluffylegend, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:01, closed)

Couldn't they have said "Excuse me a minute?", and went to his aid?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:38, closed)

I call 'shenanigans'
If anyone knows where to score some hash, it's a policeman. I suspect if you had been more subtle, he would probably have sold you the best stuff you ever smoked.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:32, closed)

haha
Yes, this is true, if you know the right copper they do have some top draw.
( Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 13:06, closed)

The fucking liar!
As a copper, he'd know exactly where to get the best stuff. Probably gets a discount when he buys too.
(David CopAFeel Used to be The_Elcat - Spouting crap since 1970., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:40, closed)