We were in this incredibly loud nightclub and
we were drinking blackcurrant hooch and I was out with some mates from work. One of these workmates was called Mike. I was bevvied out of my face, and had bashed a glass onto the top of my bottle so that the hooch fizzed all over the place.

Mike says to me "I want some of that on my £200 white t-shirt". I oblige by chucking a fair amount over him. He says "wtf did you do that for?" What he had actually said was: "I Don't want that on my £200 white t-shirt". I think I misheard him.
(thrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 13:26, 10 replies)

£200 white T-shirt?
Very rich, very stupid or both?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 13:36, closed)

or...
clinically obese.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 13:41, closed)

If he'd paid 200 quid for any garment
that'd almost be enough to warrant pouring stuff on him. That he made a point of telling you the price makes the "almost" redundant.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 13:45, closed)

Enzyme, I just bought a linen suit for E500
but that's two garments, right?

EDIT: please dont pour stuff on it.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 13:45, closed)

Actually - that's a fair point
I don't really count suits for some reason, though.

I spent *mumblemumble* hundred quid on one over christmas. On the second day I wore it, the cat decided that it'd make a nice place to plant his claws.

Not happy.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:45, closed)

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Are you the man from delmonte?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:10, closed)

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Are you the man from delmonte?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:11, closed)

Dude! You're on b3ta again.
Write up your dancing story! Please please please.
( djtrialprice, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 13:50, closed)

I can honestly say
that I will never, ever, get bored of the bottle bash trick. It literally reduces me to tears of laughter when I do it to someone or get it done to me.
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:44, closed)

that's what you get for buying a 200 quid t-shirt
tesco value FTW
(aeriph, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:25, closed)