Yes yes
it was Dani Behr and not being a cunt that nearly killed you and anyone else who was unlucky enough to be on the roads.
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:00, 2 replies)

Yeah whatever.
I felt fine when I started driving, honest Officer..
and it was rural Lincolnshire at 3am. Believe me not even cattle are on the roads.
( Sallyrsm, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:34, closed)

Seriously. How thick are you?
DUI is suprisingly an offence for a reason you utter twat.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:05, closed)

LOLIDIOT!
"No officer, I don't feel pissed/high/monged/whatever, therefore I am fine to be driving!"

Also, it being 3am has sod all to do with it. In fact, I hope you win this QOTW, to show that even with all the education, adverts, thousands of deaths and statistics that prove that DUI of any sort is dangerous, there are still arrogant fuckwits like yourself who seem to think that they are somehow capable of driving even when they're barely capable of operating their own limbs. And saying you felt fine when you started driving is rubbish too. You'd taken pills. You knew you were going to come up at some point. I hope that you don't have to learn the hard way what your actions can lead to. I really do.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:04, closed)

Why yes, actually
Didn't you know that listening to music makes you go faster?
Well it turns out that listening to badly mixed music and having to suffer pauses between tracks makes you decide- before you've even heard it- to get pilled off your face and drive for an hour.

Oh, no, wait- that's the other thing. Being an utter cunt. That's the one. Always getting those badly mixed up.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:39, closed)