What The Fuck did I do wrong?
OK, just remembered this one from about a month ago, which really seemed really weird, and I'm still not even sure what happened here.

So, after being at a private party for most of the night in a local town to where I live, my mates and I decide to liven the evening up with heading over to Newcastle. Well, to one place in particular, Bulletproof at the O2 Academy. At the time, I wasn't quite myself, having just broken up with my long term girlfriend, and couldn't really look forward to anything. Anywho, I digress.

So, we've been in Bulletproof for a bit, were having a great time, the beers are flowing, the music is brilliant, massive grins on our faces, and random photos are been taken due to our excessive drunkness. The night was bloody brilliant.

At this point, nature calls, and so I make the long trek to the bogs upstairs. After doing me business, I head back down in the main room, and head straight to the cocktail bar to grab a cheeky Zepplin. Drink in hand, having a good time, I head back down to the dancefloor to find me mates. Just as my foot lands past the final step, I am jumped upon my a girl. A rather stunning girl to be fair; long blonde hair, cute face, nice little body. Immediately, she grabs me by both arms, and screams "Com'on! Lets dance!". Without giving me a chance, she bouncing around, dragging me left and right, up and down, all over. This last for about 2 or 3 minutes, and I just play along with it, yet not being very happy that my new drink is currently all over the floor below me.

But, just as suddenly that I had been accosted, she is accosted by another stunning blonde girl, who drags her to one side. After about 30 seconds of whispering between the two, her mate walks over to me with a face like thunder. She grabs me, and says in my ear "Erm, I dunno what you said to her, but me and my girlfriend ain't in to anything like that!!".

Completely confused by this, I lean in and say "I don't know what your on about pet, but she grabbed me and started dancing with me. I never said anything to her at all".

She replied "Well, I don't care! Don't do it again!!".

Completely baffled as to what I've done, I spy me mates, and wander off to enjoy the rest of my night.

And that is what happened when I was accosted by an angry lesbian! :-O
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:01, 8 replies)

She was making her jealous
You were a pawn.

Sleep well.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:05, closed)

What they need is a bloody good shagging mate.
That'll cure 'em!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:39, closed)

Gerrin!
I don't mind being used by women!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:14, closed)

Shouldve glassed her.
Whats in a Zeppelin?
(TheColonel, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:30, closed)

hydrogen
that's why they didn't do so well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:32, closed)

Led!
Actually, theres jager, archers, vodka, and cranberry.
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:53, closed)

Er
Zeppel
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:16, closed)

It's only a *private* party...
...if you can't get in. Otherwise it's just a party. Not that I'd know what that was like.
( Scrumper, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:31, closed)