Oh God, I just remembered.
I'm a bit of a twat on alcohol. I'm even more of a twat when it's free alcohol, and there's a lot of it. Especially when it's at a party in my honour. I'm informed at the final count, I'd necked roughly 8 pints, a dirty pint, and a baker's dozen of shots. Yup, I was arseholed. Completely out of my skull. My pie was truly over-egged. And as it was my leaving party, someone asked me to make a speech. The video, in all of the horrid glory, is here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o

Also, to add insult to injury, I woke up the next morning, shaved, and covered in writing, which on further examination turned out to be signatures. In lieu of a leaving book, apparently I offered my own body as a writing surface.

Permanent marker is a bitch to wash off.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:36, 12 replies)

hook, line and sinker!!!

(ukraine space monkey, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:35, closed)

me too :(

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:44, closed)

hahahaha
at 2:09, it looks like you nearly hurled.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:54, closed)

I'm sure you've got worse stories about nights out that have gone terribly wrong...

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:54, closed)

I'll see if I can think of something.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 28 Mar 2011, 7:11, closed)

That's the fifth time.
THE FIFTH BLOODY TIME, FFSAKE.
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 1:22, closed)

YOU TIT.
That is all.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 28 Mar 2011, 1:52, closed)

ARGH
I will have my reveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenge!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 2:37, closed)

Well played
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 6:02, closed)

I like the bit
where everyone calls you a cunt.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:01, closed)

Must learn
to turn my sound down on laptop after Friday spotify sesions at work. Nice rude awakening for the office folk and now they are convinced I like horses a bit too much!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:32, closed)

bit of a
on alcohol. I'm even more of a twat when it's free alcohol, and there's a lot of it. Especially when it's at a party in my honour. I'm informed at the final count, I'd necked roughly 8 pints, a dirty pint, and a baker's dozen of shots. Yup, I was arseholed. Completely out of my skull. My pie was truly over-egged. And as it was my leaving party, someone asked me to make a speech. The video, in all of the horrid glory, is here:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o

Also, to add insult to injury, I woke up the next morning, shaved, and covered in writing, which on further examination turned out to be signatures. In lieu of a leaving book, apparently I offered my own body as a writing surface.

Permanent marker is a bitch to wash off.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:20, closed)