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In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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Saturday last
S: Take this.
M: What is it?
S: MDMA
M: *gobbles*
M: That's speed.


Achievement unlocked: Massive drugs answer
(I helped save b3ta! Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:17, 11 replies)
Speed: the Special Brew of the drugs world
Nasty, dirty stuff.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:25, closed)
Poor man's coke
Or, as I used to profess, coke is a rich man's speed.

Either way, anyone taking either instantly becomes a complete arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:33, closed)
It's not always bad.
I still maintain a quick smoke of yabaa or ice with a girl is the best sex you will ever have.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:55, closed)
Actually having sex would be better, surely?
Have girls been lying to you all this time?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:49, closed)
There is a trick to avoid this pitfall.
Start off as a complete arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:59, closed)
Hey Shambo, you should post us all a script ;)
"How to avoid being a drug fueled arsehole in 7 easy steps"
Or summink like dat...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 23:49, closed)

nasty smashing
dirty smashing

The flame will never go out.

*raises fist*
*sweats horribly*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:58, closed)
Speed is nasty stuff but good for getting the house clean.
And dancing like a loon for four hours.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 20:07, closed)
I once re-painted (internally) a house using the power of Billy-whizz
SORTED ;) !
FTR a pal's ex-council gaff, not too tidy to begin with!
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 23:57, closed)
One of the good things about speed
is that you can get it in blister packs (dexamphetamine or dexadrine) so you know exactly what you're taking.
Coke is for fools.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 0:08, closed)
I haven't seen those for aaaages.
In the good ol' days they used to dole dexies out to every council estate mum in the country to get her through the busy day of beating her kids and abusing her neighbours over the washing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:29, closed)

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