Does everyone do this?
When I’m walking back from the pub late at night, I like to imagine that I’m an undercover spy. It helps make the journey home more interesting. I pretend that I’m getting secret messages passed to me through an earpiece and I run up behind various lampposts and duck behind parked cars. If a house has a light on, I have to stealthily creep along the pavement, so the occupiers don’t see me.
Sometimes, if I’m lucky, they’ll be someone else walking a bit ahead of me, and I try and keep myself hidden from their view. I’ve army-rolled under a bush before to stop myself being seen. I don’t think I’ve been caught yet, but who knows...
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:01, 8 replies)

erm no, everyone doesn't
but I'm sure going to start,
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:12, closed)

^what she said^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:16, closed)

no, not everyone does this.


I however, do.


*Click*
(Brighton RAWK at the tone, the time will be:, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:21, closed)

No,
but as I've recently taken to listening to jazz on my iPod, I do pretend I'm in a film noir when walking through the city at night.

No-one can tell, though, coz it's just in my head!
(greatoldone Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl f'tagn, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:44, closed)

I certainly don't do this...
I generally pretend I'm in a one man spaceship :) occasionally with sound effects (damn that Sambuca!)
( snee held his breath since, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 11:14, closed)

I do this. I do this alot and have done since I was little. Turns out so does my brother as we caught eachother one day as he was walking to the local shop and I was walking back. We must be really shit spys.
(Document Pocket, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:24, closed)

Next time you get to a hedge or low fence
run and dive over, trying to land in a tuck-roll on the other side. This was great fun to do as a young'un, although I can imagine the added difficulty when absolutely shittered.
(Turtlenuts, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:45, closed)

Done this before
Thought I'd probably get pulled over.

5 mins later two cops pull up beside me in an unmarked car.

Haven't done it since.
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:41, closed)