I helped out some friends on Max Power by standing in on a feature about busting doggers
For legal reasons they couldn't use photos of actual dogging couples, so I ended up nekkid in a car with a rather cute model. Then had to chase a group of them out of a car park. I got paid two crates of beer.

Apparently what little shame I have can be over-ruled by the promise of free alcohol. I think I'm ok with that...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:09, 17 replies)

It sounds like a good deal all round.

( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:12, closed)

Won't somebody think of the models!
(speedevil, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:26, closed)

My Mate Giles
Was asked by a friend at the Evening Standard to be a model for an article they were doing.

'Yeah, sure. That'll be a laugh'.

Article was about child abuse. Giles was introduced to the nation as a very creepy man standing at his 9 year old 'daughters' bedroom door, while daughter was lying on the bed looking terrified.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:55, closed)

haha
I like how this story is a lot better than the OP. I'm clicking for the hell of it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:28, closed)

Hahahahahahaha

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:29, closed)

Hang on...
So you're in a Honda Accord with a (super)model, and the only massive drugs you get is beer?

So close!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:52, closed)

Hmmmmm.....
b3ta.com/questions/houseguests/post1039409
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:23, closed)

So what are you suggesting?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:39, closed)

Miraclefish is living the QOTW Dream.
Don't take the piss, he'll be round to karate kick your head off.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:49, closed)

Haha first of all....
If I was lying, they'd be good lies.

It wouldn't be shitty fuck-up-your-car-now-been-closed-down rag Max Power, it'd be a proper model rather than a council estate show girl, I'd have had sexytime with her rather than going home on my own and I'd have been paid actual money.

I'd at least have taken my socks off for the photos...


(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:09, closed)

Well, I'm convinced it's you now.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:26, closed)

THAT PICTURE IS PHOTOSHOPPED
I have the original here


( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:42, closed)

Hahahaha
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:13, closed)

lulz

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:24, closed)

very good

(Wagane, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:34, closed)

Found another photo...


Turns out it was a Vauxhall, I'm afraid...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:16, closed)

"We observed for an hour!"
hahahahaha....

I bet they stopped in confusion every now and then... "Should it be the Civic we're wanking over, or our Camo gear?

Max Power.. A sad sad publication, though IIRC they did prove once that adding neon lighting under your car *actually* made it faster....
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:37, closed)