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I had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.

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(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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New parents
Seem blissfully unaware of others, especially when pushing their new brood through city centres in a three wheeled tank.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:08, 16 replies)
Double-wide pushchairs on Oxford Street in London - class.
Also - pubs.


Kids should not be in pubs until they're legally shaggable at least.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:11, closed)
Last thing you need while having a nice afternoon pint is a rugrat screaming round.
Same with restaurants.

Is nowhere sacred?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:16, closed)
Frankly, if you're stupid enough to go in a pub that allows kids in you deserve all you get.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:25, closed)
Pubs is for adults. Kids shouldn't be allowed in them - just like I'm not allowed in playgrounds any more.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:37, closed)
Restraining order or bail condition?

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:09, closed)

(, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:25, closed)
Most pubs do these days, All pub meals and money making

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:38, closed)
I'm not a new parent, my eldest is seven next week.
I'm blissfully aware of you as I plough my youngest's pushchair into you as I walk through city centres.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:21, closed)
Don't lie, you make a beeline for pricks like him just so's you CAN mow him down, right?

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:38, closed)
It is one of the joys of parenthood.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:43, closed)
lost count of the times I've nearly been knocked over at work by these idiots. Usually though the ones who aren't self aware
are the ones who care more about updating facebook on their phone than watching who or what they're pushing their sprog into.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:32, closed)
See now, what I do here is pay attention to what's going on around me.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:12, closed)
One of the joys of pushing a Phil&Ted's
was running it into those with no spatial awareness. When the twins arrived we upgraded to a double - frankly, I hated the damn thing, but there was no denying its effectiveness as a battering ram.
No offence, but fuck your shins.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:00, closed)
This is why I enjoy kneeing toddlers in the face.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:04, closed)
I trained mine to punch the crotch.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:50, closed)
I wish Bugaboo made an accessory that turned my daughter's buggy in to something resembling Boudica's chariot.
Complete with swords coming out of the centre of the wheels, so I can slash your ankles on my way past.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:07, closed)

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