No Self-AwarenessI had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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Why oh why oh why oh WHYDo people not start walking again when they get to the top of escalators?
WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN?
This is also applicable to people in the street and at the supermarket that stop walking for no known reason without checking to see if I'm walking behind them. When I undertake my revolution, this sort of behaviour shall be punishable by death.
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the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:45,
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I like to strike a poseand surf the last few steps
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A slow death, please.Being small I can't even push the dickheads out of the way, and just end up bouncing off them.
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Why do people stop walking whilst on escalators?(
Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:40,
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Because they're fat lazy cunts(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:19,
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It's the lazy fuckers standing on airport travelators that piss me off. Oi fatty, it's not a free taxi, walk you cunt!(
sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 11:47,
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