We have these sort of padded benches in the atrium at work
generally known as "the airport lounge". One day, a guy in a suit is taking a call on his mobile and has his eyes closed. Presumably forgetting where he is, he stretches out on his back, taking up the full length of the bench.

Everyone who passes stares. Two of the Bangalore contractors actually go halfway up the stairs to get a better shot with their cameraphones.

The other problem with those benches is that you get a right eyeful of arse antlers and whale tails when a group of slightly overweight girls use them; they tend to encourage slouching forwards. They don't appear to notice that their kidneys are getting cold.
(rogerzilla, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 10:25, 7 replies)

omghelaydownomg
what?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 11:01, closed)

I hate to agree with the Dr.
Sadly I don't see the problem either.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 15:11, closed)

What the hell are arse antlers?
(badgermonkey007, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 18:29, closed)

Yeah. Antlers?
(uncle_bud is not the jelly roll king., Sat 1 Dec 2012, 23:01, closed)

Arse antlers
img156.imageshack.us/img156/7303/arseantlerswv9.jpg
(rogerzilla, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 7:32, closed)

So wow that's a neato what now right.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 19:29, closed)

He was wearing a thong then?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 21:56, closed)