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HTH.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:21, 1 reply)

Physician, heal thyself.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:46, closed)

Well at least you didn't waste some of your precious mortality trawling back through a comedy messageboard in a failed attempt to find some poor grammar.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:04, closed)

'Failed attempt'? I would ask you to elaborate, but your reasoning is bound to be sub-cretinous, so I won't waste my time.

Oh yes, time - I'm not certain how long you think it takes to click a mouse, but I wasn't at it all that long. In any event, time is perhaps a little less precious to me, as I have somewhat more of it left.

That all said - I did enjoy your hypocritical wailing about wasting time on a messageboard. Top marks!
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:13, closed)

Front pages AND 'best ofs'
What a valued contribution that user makes.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:45, closed)

Oh come on. That's harsh.
I'm sure young weepy fountain has made his own little contribution. He can't have spent the whole of his time here flapping around the popular kids like a rejected duckling that's fixed itself on a disinterested sheep dog.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:02, closed)

This is nearly as bad for you as that time that someone tried to make me look bad by posting a picture of me and my wife being happy together.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:13, closed)

I honestly don't know how my fragile ego is going to withstand this relentless onslaught.
I should imagine if he links to my profile or posts a public photograph of me again I shall probably die.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:17, closed)

uninterested

( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 8:15, closed)

Ha lol yeah you done made me look a proper doofus unit lol

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:59, closed)

I can't take all the credit - it was mostly your own work.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:10, closed)

Careful. You don't want to make it sound as though you're nothing without my massive schlong to hang on to.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:19, closed)

'Coattails' is one word.

EDIT: You are the living embodiment of l'esprit de l'escalier - constantly sat there, tongue poking out of the corner of your mouth in concentration, continuously deleting, modifying and updating past comments in a futile attempt to look wittier and more intelligent than you actually are. If rumors of your 'massive schlong' are as exaggerated as those of your 'massive intellect', you probably have an innie.


( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:05, closed)

So is 'gaylord'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:58, closed)