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This is a question I should have been arrested

Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.

Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion

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I should be arrested for being so marvellous
frankly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:40, 19 replies)
But the case would be instantly dismissed.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:48, closed)
Objection.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:02, closed)

Who's this Frank Lee?
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:04, closed)
Brother of Stewart Lee
Vag's favourite comedian
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:05, closed)
Sister of the General Lee
Your favourite karate teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:19, closed)
Don't make me Ang Lee

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:25, closed)
*Ding!*
Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:32, closed)

Who is this Ray Cyst?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:51, closed)
Brother of Anal.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:55, closed)
yeah but your the guy who thought dogs were baby giraffes
so your either a complete RETARD or a COMEDY GENIUS
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:56, closed)
Comedy genius.
Thank you.

You'll notice I followed it with something about houses being baby castles or something, and was taking the piss out of people claiming they used to think cats were female dogs or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:09, closed)
you are a comedy genius, yes thats for sure

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:20, closed)
You should be proud of me.
I learned everything I know from you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:28, closed)
Oh, is that what you were attempting?
I did wonder.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:20, closed)
No I was attempting something completely different, and highly secret.
Essentially all of the above is a red letter.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:35, closed)
Surely there is no charge for awesomeness?
It said so in that panda film.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:05, closed)
*Coughs*
www.b3ta.com/questions/notarrested/post1512910
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:37, closed)
FUCK you, Ugly.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:52, closed)
Dude, you so ugly
You have to trick or treat over the phone.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:46, closed)

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