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This is a question I should have been arrested

Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.

Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion

(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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Never mind 'should have been arrested'....
I think MatJ and Scaryduck should be arrested just for this QOTW; it must be the slowest and least contributed QOTW on record....

In my opinion anyway.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:14, 20 replies)
You clearly weren't around for 'mixtapes'.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:33, closed)
To be fair AB, mixtapes was a gazelle compared to this donkey.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:43, closed)
There would be no problems with this qotw
If the readership would grow some balls and remember the definition of "anonymity".

Edit: I would also like to point out the fact that as nobody complained in the first few days, everyone thought it was a good idea at the time.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:05, closed)
Sorry, but what has anonymity got to do with it? People are just cautious about putting their stories on here in case they ever get linked with them.

I haven't posted on this QOTW (not that I'm a prolific poster anyway to be fair) simply as I'd not want any of my past dastardly deeds coming back to bite me on the arse.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:33, closed)
Can't tell if trolling
Or just too stupid to look up "Anonymity". I take it the name on your birth certificate is not FF Sam.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:54, closed)
Fuck anonymity
I haven't posted because the one time I did end up in a police car I was drunk, crying, 18 and a twat and I don't fancy reliving that story.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:37, closed)
No matter how much you dress it up, a donkey is still a donkey.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:42, closed)
Still though,
a donkey in a dress? Phwoooar!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:43, closed)
I am more of a Zebra man myself.
They go so well in Gingham.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:49, closed)
I just googled "donkey in a dress"
and found this (about half way down the page)


Now tell me you still think the Zebra to be teh sexeh.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:06, closed)
Are you grooming me?

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:07, closed)
I dunno,
would you like me to?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:26, closed)
That's you that is.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:10, closed)
Curses, foiled again.
Nobody could hear my speech either, I did feel a little horse that day.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:18, closed)
Did you serenade it with
this www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:26, closed)
"where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?"
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:50, closed)
Ok then.
What's it's jizz & wee taste like then?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:12, closed)
Or when this answer was posted yesterday

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:01, closed)
I must have missed something....
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:18, closed)
Unsurprisingly really
that there's a lack of responses in a topic asking people what crimes have they committed and gotten away with!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:50, closed)

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