Not having sex
Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
easiest way to not have sex if you're a woman
talk about your feelings
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:05,
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What even if you say you are feeling bang up for some fucking.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:07,
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well no, not when you say that, obviously
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:32,
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haha ... women don't have feelings
only real people have feelings
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:30,
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i like a man with feelings
i like it when he feels me kicking him in the bollocks
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:32,
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You're mean
*cries*
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An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Thu 22 May 2014, 18:58,
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i try
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:16,
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People who talk about their feelings,
should fucking well have them confiscated.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:35,
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i didn't say i do it
all that crap sickens me
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:47,
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