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Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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There i was getting on with /qotw and then all of a sudden I deleted, take me ages to get the stain out.
Other news, this girl I know was having sex with her boyfriend - she was riding him hard when she emptied her rough cider filled bowels*. Stalwart swordsman never batted an eyelid until he finished. Imagine, they are now probably somebodies parents.



*I expect a "ILT" from a certain someone.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 23 May 2014, 16:34, 13 replies)
FUCK THE FUCK OFF.

(Rob Fairholme Ha! Fuck off. It's MY name., Fri 23 May 2014, 16:47, closed)
You really are a boring shite.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:00, closed)
Some people pay good money for that

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:06, closed)
Wait surely this is the opposite of this week's question?
Unless you were supposed to have sex with one of them but then didn't
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:07, closed)
Yes, I have missed the point. However, it could have been an otter.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 23 May 2014, 18:59, closed)
Have an ANGO instead.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:15, closed)
Prefer a blowjob or a handjob. Soz, no idea on ANGO, what is it?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:00, closed)
Like an OKE but fruitier

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:35, closed)
ILT
he otally ropical aste.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:41, closed)
^TGGI

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:53, closed)
Would it not be the 'L's' you would want to be dropping?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 24 May 2014, 6:53, closed)
First letter of every word.
There's no "L" in "the" or "taste", so your way would have been substantially less amusing. Not to mention that " lilt" would become "it" and so not for with what you posted, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 24 May 2014, 7:26, closed)
i see.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 26 May 2014, 16:39, closed)

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