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Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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ways i've blown it
falling downstairs, falling asleep, throwing up, breaking my arm, slicing open my other arm by falling on a broken bottle, telling him i fancied his brother and pointing at it and laughing. to be fair, i was off my face that time, but it still wasn't a nice thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2014, 18:18, 13 replies)
All on the same night?

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 23 May 2014, 18:42, closed)
sadly not
would have been nice to get it all out of the way in one go.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2014, 18:45, closed)
can't you just put it in your mouth like a normal person?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:02, closed)
ooooooo euphemism spotter

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:06, closed)
I'll spot your euphemism if you're lucky.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:11, closed)
That was very clever
You may have a gold star
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 23 May 2014, 23:15, closed)
you haven't seen my teeth
they're large and extremely sharp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 May 2014, 14:43, closed)
For the second you're lucky he didn't just "Assange" you...
At least you don't have to worry about "getting it up" though.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:34, closed)
even thinking of assange
would even throw george off his stroke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 May 2014, 14:44, closed)

Surprising lack of otter-related reasons
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:50, closed)
i'm repressing those

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 May 2014, 14:45, closed)
It seems that this topic was tailor made for you
n'est cet pas?
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sat 24 May 2014, 1:19, closed)
i'm just a clumsy fucker

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 May 2014, 14:45, closed)

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