shared a house at uni with two girls
I'm male and they were both attractive.

I didn't know H or L before I moved in but we got on great and I started going out with one of L's friends. She was a nice girl and there was definite chemistry, but was going through an extended Christian Union phase, so I wasn't allowed past second base. I stuck it out for a few weeks before deciding that 'tops but no bottoms' was a load of teenage nonsense and since I was now 20 I didn't have to put up with it. So I proved my maturity by ignoring and avoiding the poor girl. My housemate L declared she was staying out of the drama and the three of us carried on with cosy nights in watching a video just like before.

H's parents owned the place, and she had the biggest bedroom by a factor of about six, with the only double bed in the house. She also got a DVD player for Christmas and rigged it up in her room. One night soon after we were sat in there companionably watching a film. Then the three of us got in H's bed for warmth. Then L got tired and went to her own room. H and I got to talking and I told her why I'd spurned L's friend.

I was still fairly wet behind the ears and was a bit surprised that H didn't take the girl's side or lambast me for being a typical bloke with one thing on his mind. Instead she looked thoughtful as we snuggled under her duvet. "Hmmm" she said, thoughtfully, "I know how you feel. I'm not getting any of that either with my boyfriend living 150 miles away".

We looked at each other ruefully. I patted her on the shoulder in a matey way. "Oh well" I said stupidly, "I'm off to bed".

"You can sleep here if you like", she offered.

"Nah, you're all right, I'll sleep better in my own bed. Night-night!" I proclaimed, and left.

I was so stupid I didn't even realise what I'd passed up when H blew off the serious long-distance relationship two weeks later and got a new boyfriend. I just wondered what she saw in the new bloke when she could have done a lot better.

Oh well.
(slowly play it cool, Trig, Sat 24 May 2014, 14:26, 11 replies)

I'm famously easy going and detest violence but, frankly, people as dull as you should be culled in the most painful and degrading manner possible

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 May 2014, 14:42, closed)

based on my story
I can't argue with your proposal.
(slowly play it cool, Trig, Sat 24 May 2014, 14:46, closed)

If only the Jews had taken this pragmatic approach.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 May 2014, 14:48, closed)

The Christian Union at my uni were the biggest bunch of ugly militant homophobic tossers I have ever encountered.
I assumed they used the whole celibacy thing as an excuse because nobody in their right mind would have wanted to have sex with them anyway.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 24 May 2014, 15:39, closed)

That's a fair description of the men, The women, at my Uni, were generally pretty fit
...which was why me and my mate were knocking off the secretary and the president of the CU, respectively. After a while, the constant refrain of "I shouldn't be doing this!" got a bit boring. Personally I think they got off on the guilt.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 27 May 2014, 12:29, closed)

you are a complete idiot.
please return your penis for a full refund, it's clear you don't know what to do with it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 May 2014, 15:42, closed)

Where is George! when we need him most?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 May 2014, 16:28, closed)

re-inflating his poon lilo, no doubt

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 May 2014, 16:34, closed)

^No women were harmed in the making of this poon lilo^
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:46, closed)

except inflatable ones

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:29, closed)

The Monster!!!

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 28 May 2014, 9:29, closed)