I once didn't have sex for a reason other than being a loser.
My then girlfriend and I were staying in a rather "quaint" bed and breakfast in the very exciting city of York! We had only been together for a few months so we were still getting to know each other and, since it was a long-distance relationship, we hadn't yet met the other partner's family.
The room was decorated in period style which was a little overboard on the flowers and lace but very fitting and very well maintained. They also had one of the largest shower cubicles I've been in since my time at grammar school (which is another story). So, as people do in this situation my intended and I decided to share the shower... Shower gel was applied, various bits stiffened, cuddling lead to excitement almost ready to burst on my part.
Then, in that way only women can do she asked me "So, when will we meet your mother?". Things didn't recover, sadly.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 27 May 2014, 18:48, 6 replies)

Shame.
Your mother is hawt!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 May 2014, 19:30, closed)

Yeah, she fancied your mum more than she fancied you.
Can't blame her really.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 27 May 2014, 19:34, closed)

'I once didn't have sex for a reason other than being a loser.'
Clearly this was a different occasion.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 May 2014, 20:35, closed)

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:45, closed)

*BADOING!*

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 28 May 2014, 17:50, closed)