When i was 8 years old, I once set fire to the living room rug
I claimed it was an accident at the time, but luckily i confessed to my parents when they were teenagers, so i kind of confessed to it.

Marty.
( Victor Meldrew, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:59, 8 replies)

they had you
when they were 4?
( Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:00, closed)

Pssst.
It's a shit Back To The Future joke.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:02, closed)

no it's not, he's just from a council estate

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:05, closed)

Bert To The Future

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:07, closed)

ahhh
I think I'm on of those rare people who's only seen that film once or maybe twice, and even then, that was back when it first came out so I may well have forgotten any detail beyond 'they went back to the future in a cool car' and '88 mph'.

Something about a hover skateboard? Errr manure. 'Biff'. Flux capacitor.

Now I think about it, I knew more than I thought. The rug thing slipped by sadly.
( Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:07, closed)

I hope they didn't go too hard on you.

( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:41, closed)

Motherfucker.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:45, closed)

Haaaa
Good one XD
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 1:44, closed)