What I didn't do.
I didnt ever post a 100% truthful QOTW.
Sometimes people on here take everything too literally.
(Miggyman, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:15, 22 replies)

Is this QOTW answer also a lie?
(GothicTechie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:28, closed)

This is the only one that is 100% true!
:D
(Miggyman, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 22:07, closed)

your stories have been too shit to be true
/somewhat joking.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:59, closed)

You still made up a story about being a paedo.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:59, closed)

^ this is true, you did
Which might be worse
( rofl harris, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:03, closed)

I wish this didn't look like you were saying it to me.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:08, closed)

scarpe
Did you make up a story about being a peado too?
(Miggyman, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 22:08, closed)

If you can't tell the difference between what I said
and what you said, then you truly are a moron of the highest order.

And just in case you ever try to compare the two again, here is what I said: www.b3ta.com/questions/notme/post1355258

And here is what you said: b3ta.com/questions/cougars/post319848
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 22:50, closed)

omg dude i was joking.
chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill!!
(Miggyman, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 23:04, closed)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 10:39, closed)

How much of this is true?
*head asplodes*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:23, closed)

So did you pretend to be a nonce for internet attention, or do you actually fuck kids?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:25, closed)

It might not be fucking, it might be nothing more than good old fashioned fiddling

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:08, closed)

hahaha :P
I guess you know a lot about good old fashioned fiddling.
(Miggyman, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 23:05, closed)

Anyway back to my other b3ta account.
You guys love me there :P
(Miggyman, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 22:07, closed)

Isn't it time
you left now? There's nothing more painful than prolonged farewells...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 23:37, closed)

He said he no longer contributed.
Which suggests all of his posts since then have been nothing more than drivelling non-contributions. Nontributions, if you like.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 0:51, closed)

Noncetributions

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 7:28, closed)

Let's assume your incriminating post actually was made up and not relegated to fiction in a rapid, socially retarded act of backpedalling.
This implies you just posted it to wind people up, which makes you a troll yourself. If you're going to stick to your rather ignorant and reactionary standards of justice, you should really make yourself leave rather than pinning the blame on others.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 0:55, closed)

NONCE!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 1:06, closed)

PIG!!

(Miggyman, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:47, closed)

So, you're telling me it was all an elaborate trolling exercise to make people think you're a creepy noncey type?
*slow hand clap*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 10:40, closed)