2nd? No.
When some idiot ploughed into my car I was given a courtesy car whilst it was being repaired. The car I got was a brand new Mini One. The nice man who got me to sign for it asked me to be gentle with it as they’d just got it. This was the first year the BMW Mini was released and it had 3 miles on the clock.
On its return the next week I told them I’d not gone above 50mph in it. (truth)
However, 20 minutes after I’d taken delivery of it and with a mate in the passenger seat, we were getting very odd looks from pedestrians in the high street as I was refusing to take it out of 1st gear and the engine was literally screaming.
They overheat very quickly over 6000rmp
(TitanLX, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:24, 8 replies)

I don't understand this
Why wouldn't you change gear? Were you deliberately trying to wreck it?
( evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:50, closed)

i don't understand this either.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:22, closed)

That's because you're a girl
and it's about cars.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:23, closed)

just an idiot
The reason he did this was to damage something expensive. Just like those idiots who put bricks through windows for no other reason than to break something.

There was a guy at my work who bragged about a similar story (it was a work car) and his behaviour fitted his intelligence.
(justin(e), Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:52, closed)

So your story is 'I shouldn't be allowed to control a motor vehicle under any circumstances, because I am a fucking moron'?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:22, closed)

no your not a moron but up there is /\
just be thankful he didn't need reverse
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:32, closed)

You appear to be a moron.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:35, closed)

So an idiot ploughed into your car and the garage that is repairing your car gets their mini wrecked by you?

Karma and Dogma joke here somewhere..... (and yours will be the bad karma)
( Vambo, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:08, closed)