Cheeky hand shandy in maths class, then geography class
During my formative years, when I had way too much testosterone, I certainly never bashed one out in a maths lesson, terrified that the teacher would find out. Having got away with this, I certainly didn't then try my luck again while watching a video on volcanoes (feel free to insert your own innuendo here).

Incidentally, I say I got away with it, but if you were sitting next to a kid who was clearly wanking, would you tell him? No one ever said anything though, so I reckon it's all good.

It was an all-boys school so I had to use my imagination.

Remorse = wearing soggy pants for the rest of the day.
(fat ted, cheese lover perpetual moistener, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:30, 9 replies)

As a fellow victim of a single-sex education,
I shall show no hesitation in calling you a massive bender.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:11, closed)

Tell us about your first bumming

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:27, closed)

I believe
that's how the soggy pants occured.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:36, closed)

Classics was never the same, after.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:48, closed)

Ancient Greeks was it?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:35, closed)

I would expect nothing less

(fat ted, cheese lover perpetual moistener, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:25, closed)

I never cracked one out in geography
But I certainly had at least a couple off the wrist thinking about the Geography teacher.

Miss Nye? Phwoar!!!
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:54, closed)

you shouldn't have done what I didn't do
and not worn a condom.

Double maths on a Tuesday arvo never seemed to regularly give me the raging horn
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:57, closed)

of course they knew
They are sitting at the next table right now and I can hear them saying "You remember that disgusting podger that was always palming off in maths?"
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:29, closed)