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Chthonic wants to know about awful, terrible things you have definitely never done. But secretly have. Confess!
( , Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:16)
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I was in the last year of sixth form and dating a girl in year 11 (it was all legal, she was old for her age, I was young etc etc, honestly officer). She was hot. Not so much now, so I guess I got in while it was good, so to speak. Anyway, she had a French Oral (giggidy) exam one afternoon and was stressing about it over lunch, she jokingly said I should trip the fire alarm so that it would be postponed, "Ha, yeah, that'd be great" said I...
Early afternoon came and I pondered the glories of such an act, I also pondered the down side, being in the sixth form and supposedly setting an example to all the lower years, plus how could i get out of the classroom with a good excuse and not have my teacher get suspicious? While I pondered this and also wondered what my 'reward' would be from the girlfriend, the fire alarm went off... I panicked..
I knew it wasn't me, but no-one else was in the room to be my witness, I was nowhere near a fire alarm. Had the power of my mind done this?
No.
So everyone makes their way into the car park to line up. I walk past the girlfriend, she's smiling, she gives me a cheeky wink.
She thinks I did this.
I didn't.
After school she comes bounding over.
"Oh my god, You're amazing! thanks for that..."
"well I..."
"it was you wasn't it?"
"yep."
we did rude stuff that night.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:25, 22 replies)
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she was, I wasn't. But I guess you'll have to take my word for that...
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:26, closed)
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as I don't think that having a mature attitude counts as a legal defence.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:44, closed)
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it was good 12 years or so ago, we've both moved on and married (different people) so I guess it didn't have any lasting effect on either of us...
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:27, closed)
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That wasn't actually the point I was making at all.
but...um...thanks for confirming...
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( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:32, closed)
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nothing that rude. we were young and didn't know of such rudery...
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:37, closed)
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it a fucking rest will you? And, yes, /talk, I'm speaking to you.
There's nonces on b3ta -we all know that (waves to Jonathan King) - but some spotty-faced 6th former knobbing a girl who is 15 or 16 hardly qualifies him for the title of Paedophile Of The Year.
I lost my cherry when I was 15 - to a 15 year old girl so, technically, we could have both been charged with noncery and put on the Sex Offenders Register for life.
So leave your nonce bullshit to people who deserve the title. You know - adults fucking little children.
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( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:44, closed)
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The badger roars. But, like badgers everywhere, doesn't make any fucking sense....
Cheers
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:50, closed)
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no style, no substance, no class, no clue. Just trotting out the tired old lines that you've learned from someone else.
Jesus, Cunt (I can call you cunt can't I?), if you want to insult me, denigrate me (look it up), troll me - at least put some effort into it.
*shakes head*
I remember when trolls had style.....
Cheers
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:45, closed)
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Well done on keeping your arguments full of substance.
Cheers.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:47, closed)
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that would be a no then. because you're all mouth and no...no..err..no anything really.
Cheers
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:52, closed)
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really, though? i really want you to fuck off.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:51, closed)
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