It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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StrangenessYears ago at a house party where some were indulging in massive drugs, I walked into a bathroom that the occupants had forgotten to lock. In front of me I was faced with one lad bent over, another staring right up his bum hole, and the third in the act of attempting to wipe the guys arse. They were so off their tits that their faces had sagged and had that translucent quality that you only see on corpses dredged from rivers in shit ITV crime dramas.
One of them did later say to me that it wasn't what it looked like, although I still have no idea quite what it was that it looked like anyway.
I put it to the good people of b3ta to enlighten me as to this novel fetish.
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rofl harris, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:01,
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An attempt to prove that goatse IS possible?Or 2 guys 1 cup
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He was trying to see where the little pixies live(
Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:32,
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Bastard...I just snorted coffee out of my nose
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snee held his breath since, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 8:46,
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Blowing it up his arseProbably. All those blood vessels, no septum to rot.
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HmmmNot the most graceful way of administering, although could be effective with empty bowels I guess
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rofl harris, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:43,
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I've heard that you absorb the MASSIVE DRUGS much faster that wayUp the growler works for women, too
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there's an urban myth about this, i seem to remember.apparently/allegedly stevie nicks of fleetwood mac, at the height of their fame actually paid one of the roadies extra moolah to provide this very service. or so i have heard.
edit: i've just remembered that i read that first in a "magazine" called "the herb garden-for losers, users and substance abusers" that i picked up in a record shop in liverpool in '91-'92 sometime.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 19:15,
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WellMy housemate used to shove pills up his arse, but he was a bit of a weirdo
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rofl harris, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 11:13,
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"So, when did you last see your hamster?"(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:34, closed)
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