It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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NYE!!Kissing people right after the countdown. Mates mum. Long peck. Twinkle in her eyes after. Turning round to see his face. Lost a friend, gained some BITTY.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 4:49, 7 replies)
Motherfucker(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:55, closed)
The last sentence is possibly the creepies thing I have ever read on the internet.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 14:43,
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You were breastfed until the age of 12, weren't you?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 14:47,
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Bitty? Is that because she had dandruff in her gusset?(
Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 15:43,
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I bet she was fucking hideous(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 16:32, closed)
We've all had your mum, so it's only fair I guess(
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:53,
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A real manwould have instantly profferred his first two fingers at his friend and said "Here, smell these!" for some comic relief.
It only gets complicated if the friend greedily sniffs your fingers without a second thought.
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