
Our Ginger Fuhrer says that he could still code up a simple game idea in Amstrad Basic, while I'm your man if you ever need to rebuild the suspension on an Austin Allegro (1750 Equipe version). This stuff doesn't leave your mind - tell us about obsolete talents you still have.
( , Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:04)
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I can throw knives - any knives regardless of the weight or balance. If they've got a pointy end I can whip them across the room and into a tree. Assuming you have a tree in your room.
I can also juggle an egg, an apple and a bowling ball and take a bite out of the apple while juggling.
Firebreathing and fire juggling.
Bound to come in handy some day.
Cheers
( , Thu 30 Jun 2011, 23:38, 5 replies)

Fuck off, you big-nosed cunt.
And, your ex-wife, sends her regards
Cheers
( , Sat 2 Jul 2011, 14:57, closed)

should be in a book of poetry. I always thought you were a genius. Never mind the cunts on here who try to give you a hard time, fuck 'em.
( , Sun 3 Jul 2011, 17:45, closed)

...it's ending with the same amount of facial hair that's the trick. :)
( , Sat 2 Jul 2011, 1:04, closed)
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