Old stuff I still knowOur Ginger Fuhrer says that he could still code up a simple game idea in Amstrad Basic, while I'm your man if you ever need to rebuild the suspension on an Austin Allegro (1750 Equipe version). This stuff doesn't leave your mind - tell us about obsolete talents you still have.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:04)
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Amo, amas, I loved a lassand she was tall and slender,
I can't remember the rest help me out.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:33,
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John o'Keefe? Amo, Amas, I love a lass
As a cedar tall and slender
Sweet cowslips grace is her nominative case
And she’s of the feminine gender
Rorum, corum, sunt divorum
Harum, scarum divo
Tag-rag, merry-derry, periwig and hat-band
Hic hoc horum genitivo
Can I decline a nymph divine?
Her voice as a flute is dulcis
Her oculus bright, her manus white
And soft when I tacto, her pulse is
Rorum, corum, sunt divorum,
Harum, scarum divo
Tag-rag, merry-derry, periwig and hat-band
Hic hoc horum genitivo.
Oh, how bella my puella,
I’ll kiss secula seculorum
If I’ve luck, sir, she’s my uxor,
O dies benedictorum
Rorum, corum, sunt divorum,
Harum, scarum divo
Tag-rag, merry-derry, periwig and hat-band
Hic hoc horum genitivo.
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Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:44,
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Ah.The one I know is a bit ruder. There's something about her lovely arse, I seem to remember.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:48,
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Work in progress...Amo, amass, I loved a lass
and she was tall & slender
at the bottom of her spine was an arse divine
& useless did I it render
Can I decline a nymph divine
when she so clearly wants it?
Her skin so white, her tits a delight
& on top of it all - a dumb shit.
Any ideas for the last verse, or the nonsense inbetween?
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Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:57,
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Porto
Portas
Portat
Portato
Tomato
Let's call the whole thing off
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something something something somethingyou're a massive bender
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:22,
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You're just jealous because my dick's bigger than yours.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:20,
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Amo, amas, I loved a lass
and she was tall and slender,
The cause of my sorrow
is ParaDichloro
DiphenylTrichloroethane
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His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 19:38,
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