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Our Ginger Fuhrer says that he could still code up a simple game idea in Amstrad Basic, while I'm your man if you ever need to rebuild the suspension on an Austin Allegro (1750 Equipe version). This stuff doesn't leave your mind - tell us about obsolete talents you still have.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:04)
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at the risk of sounding thick
What on earth is a one pint bath?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 16:35, 3 replies)
:-|

(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 16:37, closed)
You know when you pay philipino whores to shit on you in a bath?
It's a bit like that only you cut off your genitals and put them in a pint glass instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 16:44, closed)
if you had to do it for real
you'd probably prefer this option.

Unless hygiene is not your thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 16:55, closed)
You think I would probably prefer to castrate myself and have the gory offcuts shat upon by a whore
rather than have to wash in a small amount of water?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:12, closed)
You mean
you wouldn't?

you should try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:16, closed)
No
He's saying you'd just prefer that to washing doc
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:29, closed)
allegedly
you can do all your personal hygiene needs in a VERY particular order with one pint of water.
In certain unfortunate circumstances you need to know this order.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 16:54, closed)
Teeth first, arse last, I'd imagine.
In fact, I'd hazard:

Teeth
Face
Hair
Limbs
Pits
Balls
Feet
Arse

Am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 16:56, closed)
You're wanking as you type this, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:03, closed)
Yup - both hands.
I've switched the speech recognition on.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:07, closed)

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