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Our Ginger Fuhrer says that he could still code up a simple game idea in Amstrad Basic, while I'm your man if you ever need to rebuild the suspension on an Austin Allegro (1750 Equipe version). This stuff doesn't leave your mind - tell us about obsolete talents you still have.

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:04)
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My memory for Blackadder quotes
"Forgive me if i don't do cartwheels of joy, Baldrick, but your record in the cunning plan department is about as impressive as Stumpy "O'legs" McNoleg's personal best in the Market Harbour marathon"

"This is the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun."

...and many, many more....

Oh, and 381 would unlock my first combination lock, for my Raliegh Grifter.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:04, 12 replies)
Oh, Sir Walter,
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:14, closed)
The thing about Blackadder quotes though.
The thing about them is, right, and let me be clear here.
You see, without beating about the bush, the really particular and important thing to remember about Blackadder quotes is that they're not funny out of context and anybody who uses them anywhere is no end of a fucking cunt.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:25, closed)
I couldn't disagree more, not even if you were the biggest cunt on the planet (planet cunt, that is)
Who hasn't said 'bob' in the style of Mr.Atkinson whenever the oppurtunity arose?

Actually, I see your point.

But bollocks anyway, the QOTW wants obselete, so I'm allowed.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:42, closed)
I'd be prepared to enter into a discussion
as to whether Blackadder quotes make one more of a cunt or less of a cunt than Monty Python quotes. But that's as far as I'm going.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:44, closed)
being more or less a cunt isn't much of an incentive
but I think if you're the kind of person that addresses bar staff as "stout yoeman" or "innkeeper" then I'd weight in favour of 'more'.

Where are you on Derek & Clive? Are they are cunt's cunts?
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:59, closed)
Quoting pretty much any comedy out of context in a social setting instantly identifies a person as a cunt.

(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:14, closed)
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:46, closed)
That might be one of the two or three possible exceptions.
Possibly. Maybe. At a push.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:04, closed)
Where do you stand on Red Dwarf?

(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:16, closed)
Ah but
I was talking to a nice lady at a well known courier company because one of our deliveries had gone astray.

'It's vanished' sez I.
'Like an old oak table' came the reply.

It sometimes comes in handy. Although I'm fucked if I know when.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 22:30, closed)
the subtle quote
is less cuntish to be sure but you are in danger of setting one of the tirsome pricks off to quoting the rest of the sodding episode
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:18, closed)
If you can get one of them to start doing Derek and Clive
they'll probably get hit!
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:25, closed)

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