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Our Ginger Fuhrer says that he could still code up a simple game idea in Amstrad Basic, while I'm your man if you ever need to rebuild the suspension on an Austin Allegro (1750 Equipe version). This stuff doesn't leave your mind - tell us about obsolete talents you still have.

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:04)
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29 years ago I was 12 and this solemn hymn found it's way into my brain forever, by way of a cassette on Scout Camp
As I was walking down the street one day,
I saw a house on fire.
There was a man,
Shoutin' and wavin' at an upper story window,
To the crowd that was gathered there below,
For he was sore afraid.
You fucker, jump!
Jump into this here blankit,
wot we are 'oldin,
and you will be all right!
He jumped...
Hit the deck...
Broke 'is fuckin' neck!
There wa-as no-oo blanket.
We nearly shat!
We 'ad not larfed so much since Grandma died,
Or Aunty Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle.
We are miserable sinners,
Fi-ii-ilthy fuckers.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:12, 6 replies)
At scout camp I learnt much of the works of `Ivor Biggun'. 20 years later I still know many of his songs word for word!
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:38, closed)
You mean...
..."the man with with the biggest plonker in the dingle dangle strap it to your ankle"?

oh god i forgot i knew that
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:33, closed)
`John Thomas' was his name somewhat unsurprisingly...
...he kept it in his trousers tightly furled by all accounts.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 21:59, closed)
John Thomas Allcock - he lives northeast of Whitstable.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:11, closed)
One of Derek and Clive's finest.
The Horse Race is a must too.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:17, closed)
still remember that, and from about that time.

Little Flo,
I love you so,
Especially in your nightie,
When the moonlight flits,
Across your tits,
Oh, Jesus Christ Almighty
(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:57, closed)

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