Office Christmas PartiesMy office this year is having Christmas lunch. In the office. On some desks we are going to clear the monitors off. The computers underneath will keep running as we are behind on some deadlines and need to keep rendering.
OK, so some people aren't getting anything, but how Scrooge-like are your bosses when it comes to Christmas?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Dec 2004, 14:42)
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Oooh Oooh, just thought of another one!Not me but the wifey, used to work in a recruitment agency in Uxbridge. The manager of the office had never earnt commission due to her feeble efforts in trying to 'lead' her staff.
My wife joined her branch and because of her hard work throughout the year it turned out that the manager was now going to earn £25,000 in commision, which she exitedly told my wife about, saying that she was going to give her a 'nice Christmas present'.
So, on the last day before Xmas she hands my wife a small beautifully wrapped package, and what do you think was in it?
SOAP. Yes, watermelonING SOAP! Two little star shaped bars of SOAP.
My wife left the soap in the office toilets and promptly resigned.
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(, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 18:30, Reply)
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