ASDA
Yes, i am a por student, therefore also an ASDA colleague. Last week, after being treated to a slap up dinner by my dad, was truly stuffed when i went into work - i usually arrive early to talk with mates. Upon entering the canteen, i noticed that all the tables had been pushed into crude lines. I also noticed that instead of using a tablecloth to cover these individual tables, they had just used xmas wrapping paper, and where one roll had run out they put a fresh one in - of a different colour.

I was then asked if I wanted anything to eat, being fat, I said yes. I was brought over my "starter", or as I prefer to call it "SmartPrice tomato soup". Yum...
Main course was awful too, the meat was just warmed up turkey ham, with add-water-for-instant-gravy, and an odd little sausage in the corner of the plate. Yum.
Dessert couldn't have been any plainer. It was just a mince pie, on a plate. No cream, no spoon, still in the foil.
Afterwards, I was really full up, but was glad to experience the "ASDA xmas treat" as described on various propaganda posters.

Me and mates had a good old chuckle though....
( Goon, Fri 17 Dec 2004, 22:36, Reply)