anyone coming up the juicer?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 13:00, 29 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Where are you, you bastards
I've done 2 loads (fnaar) of washing, mowed the lawn with my awesome new petrol lawnmower, showered, shaved my genitals, cleaned the bathroom and kitchen and now I'm off to do a small top-up shop.
Then I'm going to drink beer with Pooflake.
How busy has your Sunday morning been? Don't try to tell me you've been 'outside' or 'visiting people'.
Alt: Manscaping - a good or bad thing?

I expect there to be some answers by the time I get back or there will be tears before bedtime.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 12:06, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good morning.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 7:53, 10 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

BUMHOLES

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 18:04, 25 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've just been for a meeting with a mortgage advisor
I had a pleasant and very welcome surprise. A couple of them, actually. Today is one of the better days I've had, recently. That's all. Carry on.
( Kroney, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 15:58, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What is the plural of Tipp-Ex?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 12:21, 21 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggots

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 21:17, 11 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

This is interesting, also the link to the Huffington Post article on lsd therapy.
www.alternet.org/drugs/4-psychedelics-have-been-shown-cure-depression-anxiety-ptsd-even-alcoholism
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:55, 11 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:30, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Good evening.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:46, 9 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

HI GUYS!
I'm stuck on a crossword clue, maybe the Off Topic hivemind can help!

22 down, 'overworked postman'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:17, 32 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

YEAH!! It's Friday OT!
How are YOU celebrating this weekend?
Bit of retail therapy, beer and smokes for me. Hope it stays nice, bit of last minute Summer sun.

That's lovely.

alt. favourite place to go on holiday.

altalt. Just talk, you mongs xx
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:50, 94 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 7:17, 91 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

evening

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:12, 171 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Piss off dozer.
QOTW may be lol this week, it's been shit for ages. Hopefully some sad handwringing there. When did you last bloobloo?
Alt, what's the best way to flounce? Quietly, or a fucking diva?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:00, 103 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright fatties
Would you rather be gay or Jewish?

You can't say 'Hitler'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:16, 19 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Gayham's getting a bit dull now isn't he?
So, 6 years of Tangles.

Like him/hate him? Share your memories and shit unfunny memes!!!

Alt: Nearly Friday, so weekend plans or something? Whatever.

Altalt: Anyone planning on joining ISIS?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:11, 245 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

fuck off dozers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 7:37, 35 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:24, 18 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

some people seem to take bafr seriously. I'm glad frog is a mod there,he'll be firm and fair.
Drunks are annoying when you're sober. Who annoys you? "You", "ym", are not acceptable replies, let's get back to sensible conversation.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:48, 30 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

well this is good?!
Anybody got anything lovely coming up?
Im seeing some drag queens this month and then lady gaga next, who could also be under that category, and a charity do back home

alt. lunch
altalt. best one hit wonder
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:07, 211 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 7:23, 45 replies, latest was 10 years ago)