I must confess that my flabber is seldom gasted these days. Probably due to being an old git who is quite accepting and generally expects little of people.

I'll have to look at the words thing properly later as I've got fair amount of work that I need to pretend to do.

On word related stuff, how about a B3ta guide to Uxbridge English?

Apricot - Where a baby sleeps before going into their cot.
(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:03, 9 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Diagnostic - a pair of non-believers

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Apple - wank

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Shower - Present visual evidence to a lady - As requested by Ray Winstone.
Shah - A brief period of rain in Knightsbridge.
(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Retard - Very difficult in Yorkshire.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Very good!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Claps - of Bristolians, to fall over

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Spartan - Cheap cosmetic skin colourant from the local shop.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I can't stop myself, now
Antelope - Your Mum's sister's inelegant style of walking.
(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Or possibly what star crossed lovers with disapproving parents do in the ant world.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Beer can - cured pork beloved by the Rastafari

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Semitic - A Hebrew teacher's method of showing that a pupil's answer is nearly right when marking their homework.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Escape
Not her cape.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)