*jealous*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Don't be jealous
Just procreate, then you can have one of your own
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I'm a long way off a relationship, still yet to find anyone else interested in one!
If I find a girl who likes me, and fancies one, then it'll be a different matter altogether!

Ah well, I become a godfather in 6 months time, and the Dad is immature as I am, so we can have a laugh there!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Perfick
All of the fun and none of the responsibility

Just don't make the poor tyke be a Liverpool fan, eh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Tis why I love my godson
even if he has ruined one of my best drinking buddies' life :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Ruined?
How old is he?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:38, Reply)

21
he used to live with me in the pub we both worked in, we used to stay up until 7 a.m. drinking every morning and acting like twats. Went to stay with him last week and we had to be in bed for 11 p.m. and not drink because he's all pussywhipped and shit :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Cousin?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:43, Reply)

yeah
I hate his fiance.

She has ruined my favourite relative. The responsible bitch.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I could tell you weren't too impressed.
I hate people like that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:48, Reply)

stupid bitch made me watch awful TV and films
after my FUCKING AWFUL TREK. What a cunt. The only good thing she ever did was expel my darling Godson from her chuff.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Ah
Bollocks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I'm Liverpool, the Dad is Liverpool, the Mum is Manc
The early years should be interesting...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:43, Reply)

If you don't pull your socks up
By the time he can form sentences they'll be "your footy team are shithouse, daddy"

That said if he lives in or near Liverpool he should fucking well support Liverpool.

Or Everton.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Skelmersdale currently
And he'll not be a Bluenose for as long as either of us can draw breath!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Good man
If any of mine or Ms Foxtrot's sisters allow their children to grow up supporting Notts County or the sheep-shagging filth I'll disown them and sell them on eBay
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Good man
The mother is already buying Manc stuff, as soon as I can get my hands on some spare cash, I'll be coming back with Liverpool stuff.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:51, Reply)

That child is going to end up with the most ridiculously confused sense of entitlement
At nursery it'll be telling the other kids that its favourite team play in red and have won the league 36 times
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:04, Reply)