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My weekend starts at 5pm tonightShut up, I deserve it!
What is no more than you deserve?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 8:37,
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I deserve everything I get.I've just got to figure out why.
Away to see the fiance?
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girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 8:39,
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He's coming hereand I have heating, and we're going to a gig!
Food is scarce because I'm not been shopping, but meh, there's booze.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:30,
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Is it at the Phil?And more importantly, what are the seats like?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:16,
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The pain in my shoulder from painting all day yesterday.Should have done it some considerable time ago.
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I deserve a hangoverAnd a hangover is what I have, until the cider I'm drinking now kicks in.
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I was really, genuinely impressed with this postuntil I got to the dreaded word "cider"
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Cider is very good for hair of the dog.Refreshing and alcoholic.
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girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 8:49,
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True.Although I can't stand 99% of it anyway
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:05,
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White cider is my favouriteI am trampier than thou
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:30,
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I am drinking 'Frosty Jack'It's 50% free and £3.49. I am the trampiest here.
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Do you have a Whole Lotta Love for it?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:51,
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I'm the sameOnly Lager should be drunk first thing in the morning!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 8:49,
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Damn rightGot another fucking train journey at 8.45am on Saturday, morning after the work Xmas do. Might treat myself to a box of Bud for the journey
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Fucking hell, that's not goodI wouldn't advise on Bud, it's a bit dry for the morning. Tbh, the best ones are either Stella, Peroni or Export.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 8:55,
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I love a bit of BudYou may be right about the dryness though. Am not getting started on the Stella that early, I'm off to a family gathering in Halifax and can't be doing with that level of hangover at 3pm. Red Stripe maybe?
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Red Stripe is a damn good callHalifax is not.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 8:58,
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Eureka is awesomeI've not been there in fucking years!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:01,
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You've redeemed yourself for the cider comment thereHaven't been to Eureka! since I was a kid.
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Never been to HalifaxWhat's Eureka?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:09,
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It's Greek for 'this bath water is too hot'.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:10,
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If it had been built in Birmingham, it would have been called"Friggin 'ell, its bleeding boiling, that is"
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Looks cool!I loved the Natural History Museum when I last went, but my desire to climb on top of the animatronic T-Rex and attempt to use it to charge into battle was barely containable.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:24,
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This doesn't work grammatically but sod it(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)
I took my 6 year old sister, MiniAnodyne, there t'other monthStill fucking awesome. I love having a little sister, I get to watch awesome films and go cool places :)
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This is exactly why kids existAm thoroughly looking forward to Ms Foxtrot's nephew being old enough to take to places like Eureka. And to educate in great literature. Like Star Wars
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I'm a long way off a relationship, still yet to find anyone else interested in one!If I find a girl who likes me, and fancies one, then it'll be a different matter altogether!
Ah well, I become a godfather in 6 months time, and the Dad is immature as I am, so we can have a laugh there!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:28,
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PerfickAll of the fun and none of the responsibility
Just don't make the poor tyke be a Liverpool fan, eh
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Tis why I love my godsoneven if he has ruined one of my best drinking buddies' life :(
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21he used to live with me in the pub we both worked in, we used to stay up until 7 a.m. drinking every morning and acting like twats. Went to stay with him last week and we had to be in bed for 11 p.m. and not drink because he's all pussywhipped and shit :(
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yeahI hate his fiance.
She has ruined my favourite relative. The responsible bitch.
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I could tell you weren't too impressed.I hate people like that.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:48,
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stupid bitch made me watch awful TV and filmsafter my FUCKING AWFUL TREK. What a cunt. The only good thing she ever did was expel my darling Godson from her chuff.
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I'm Liverpool, the Dad is Liverpool, the Mum is MancThe early years should be interesting...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:43,
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If you don't pull your socks upBy the time he can form sentences they'll be "your footy team are shithouse, daddy"
That said if he lives in or near Liverpool he should fucking well support Liverpool.
Or Everton.
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Skelmersdale currentlyAnd he'll not be a Bluenose for as long as either of us can draw breath!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:47,
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Good manIf any of mine or Ms Foxtrot's sisters allow their children to grow up supporting Notts County or the sheep-shagging filth I'll disown them and sell them on eBay
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Good manThe mother is already buying Manc stuff, as soon as I can get my hands on some spare cash, I'll be coming back with Liverpool stuff.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:51,
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That child is going to end up with the most ridiculously confused sense of entitlementAt nursery it'll be telling the other kids that its favourite team play in red and have won the league 36 times
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It's a sort of Museum that allows kids to touch all the stuffSuperb day out
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:15,
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As opposed to Peado!Which is a sort of museum that allows the kids to be touched.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:18,
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Not so.What about a nice bloody mary?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:14,
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While I don't drink them, I know of others who approve thisSo I shall agree.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:24,
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Bloody Mary is the only vodka-incorporating drink I don't object toBut there's no way I can be bothered to sit on a train this weekend with a bottle of Smirnoff, a carton of tomato juice, a glass, some ice, a bottle of worcester sauce and a stick of celery
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vodka and orange wins for meI think Aggy can vouch for this after my shameful display last Sunday
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Was highly entertaining!Although I think the barman shit himself.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:44,
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"Nope, I'll be fine with my Double Tia Maria in Hot Chocolate..."Alky!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:49,
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Stop it!You're making me sound all alcoholic and shit!
I told you, only reason I got a double in the hot chocolate is because I'm highly suggestible :/
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Just pissed offthat *everyone* in the surrounding area felt the need to point out that I downed a double vodka and orange in one. I HAD A HANGOVER!
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You didn't seem too impressed by the Irish guy asking about your dermals either!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:27,
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It's a stupid questionEveryone's all like "Urrrrrrgghh, did they hurt?"
Answer is obviously "No, because I'm FUCKING HARDCORE BITCH"
Seriously though, stupid question.
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There is only one morning after drink.Buck's Fizz. To wash down asparagus and gorgonzola.
Breakfast of champions.
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I have to do a 100 mile round trip this morningJust to pick up a cd, because people are useless at using computers. Dislike.
I also seem to have developed a cold and a cough overnight, and appear to have injured my ribs sledging yesterday. Or rather, crashing while sledging yesterday.
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You've probably seen me say this alreadyBut if you've got a cough and cold you can't be arsed with, get some Lemsip Max Strength (dissolvable stuff) down you. That shit is magic.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 8:49,
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The little bit of happiness I have nowI've spent too long being unhappy. Yes, I'm still annoyed about the Landlord, and looking at how little money I'm going to have at month end is nearly depressing enough to move me to tears, but for today (at least), I don't care.
I've just eaten a Subway breakfast that tasted like cardboard, and now I'm thoroughly full, so I'll drink my Diet Coke, and carry on with my day.
On the up/downside (we don't know yet) my boss is in a massive sulk, after being left at the airport yesterday. This could be either mildly amusing, or very bad.
Alright Roota?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 8:48,
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I'm good ta ladI thought I was getting a cold but I'm not
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:31,
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I deserve an IT department who aren't totally fucking ineptEspecially given that I work for a telecommunications provider. They're not even based in Norwich so have no excuse for their retardation
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A small windfall would be nice...I would also like to not have to go to the meeting tonight in the arse end of nowhere that will involve me driving home on narrow, windy roads in icy conditions and not getting in before 10pm.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:07,
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Sorry, I can't resist...Maybe you should go on The Weakest Link
Although that won't help with your meeting
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No...No, it won't. So when are you going to be on the box then, Darth?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:17,
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Not until April or MayI won't have an exact date until a couple of weeks beforehand. Once I find out I'll tell EVERYONE I'VE EVER MET
Thank you for asking, sir
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Can't you sack the meeting because of the adverse weather?Cunts.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:32,
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UnfortunatelyI have a professional obligation to attend to keep the partners sweet. I can't believe they only decided on the venue last week in the middle of the worst snowfalls for fucking years, and decided on one of the most remote villages in the bloody county that isn't even on a main road, though. Jesus...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:21,
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I have a meeting in 90 minutesNo doubt one manager will berate me for leaving a folder on my desk when it should have been locked away. My desk that you can only access by going through two extremely sturdy locked doors.
Sure, best practice and all that, but it was simple forgetfulness and I just know this guy will take great satisfaction in getting on his high-horse about it.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:08,
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Very very tempting!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:15,
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Just smile, apologize and say it will never happen again thus leaving him no excuse to waffle on about it.(
girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:12,
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This is my preferred technique(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:19,
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And then watch him like a hawk for the slightest error that he makes. And drop it into a conversation with one of the other managers.(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:21, Reply)
I have never heard of a more appropriate occasionupon which to hop up onto your manager's desk, drop your trousers and have yourself a cracking, tear-stained, wailing Lord’s Prayer-er.
You'll feel better, he'll feel better....it'll clear the air and allow you to get on with your day. Honestly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:17,
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I think he'd react in the same wayAs Ed Norton's boss in Fight Club
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:20,
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Tell him you operate by your own rulezIf he carries on berating you offer the sage advice of turning 360 and walking away. Failing that just tell him to fuck off
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:18,
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I see.*notes onto card and files in tn the Copydex* under Lyon, R*
* Old skool and proud.
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OMG I've got my own copydexSuccessful interneting
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:37,
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That's a fantastic thought"Yeah, well fuck you!"
*spins 360 degrees*
"What the fuck are you still doing here?"
*storms out*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:26,
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Wait til there are loads of people in earshotand then say 'I'm sure there's a good reason for it, and taking your work home with you is a laudable practice when it's necessary, but why were you loading that memory stick with all of those paedo images the other day?'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:28,
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A large amount of moneygiven to me tax free. And good company forever
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:23,
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What pie?And I put it to you that pudding is superior to pie.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:26,
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I put it to you that what you have just posted is complete nonsense.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:30,
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I put it to both of you that this may be the first time in history that Monty has insulted someone without excessive and imaginative swearingI can only assume that his daughter is sat on his lap as he types
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Proof: There is not an extensive range of porn films advertised as featuring "anal cream pudding"(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:34,
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In support of the above, I would add that the term "Hairy Pudding" is not in general usage.(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:37, Reply)
*shakes hands **then goes and washes them*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:39,
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Anal cream pudding sounds like a dessertserved in the finest eateries of Amsterdam
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I have yet to find out.Pie is better than pudding simply because savoury is better than sweet.
You, being a Northerner, should be aware of the greatness of pie.
EDIT:Damn triangular brackets.
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Apart from steak & kidney pudding.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:45,
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Pie can be goodBut steak & kidney pie is simply magnificent.
EDIT: I'd like to point out, I did mean Pudding here.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:45,
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With you on the steak and kidney pudding, there.Marvellous.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:47,
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What's your opinion with extra gravy being served with it?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:49,
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Smog.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:01,
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Actually the local recipe is600ml Liquidised Kappa Tracksuits
200ml Street violence
500g Racism
280g Empty Football Stadium
50g Trousers tucked into socks
Tbsp Greggs Diet
Tbsp Truancy and Benefits
and a pinch of smog
Serve with a gravy boat of despair
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I think gravy with S&K Pudding is unneccessaryThe gravy from the pudding is more than sufficient.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:11,
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Hold onmy weekend starts at 5pm tonight! I deserve it too!
*looks around suspiciously*
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Have you spoken to that red head friend of Lampito yet?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:30,
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Do you have a brand new bathroom radiator and are you going to see Cast at the Academy?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:33,
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No, I've got a new shower curtain being installed.How are the seats at the Academy?
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Sorry Himjim, but you should be capable of installing your own shower curtain.Lose 16 blokey-points.
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Actually going to Gran Canaria tomorrow morning/YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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:DTried to keep from mentioning it every two seconds as I know how annoying that can get, but when it's TOMORROW and you haven't been on holiday since January, it preys on your mind.
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I loved Gran CanariaHave fun, you lucky bastard!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:48,
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Did you find any rock barsthat's something I'd really like to know before I go.
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Sadly not, but that was 14 years ago...(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:59,
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I doubt that'll have changed.There is an alternative/rock/indie club on Kos though, which surprised me somewhat.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:02,
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It's standing only.I am appalled. I'll be ringing Phil to tell him.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:43,
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It's her fiance's awesome taste in musicthat's dragging her to see them.
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djtrialprice, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:59,
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I'm hoping to have a few Magic HoursIf not I'll have to Walkaway.
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djtrialprice, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:08,
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I didn't even realise they were still goingI'd have thought the EU would have applied sanctions or something by now
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*yawn*"Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum..."
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djtrialprice, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:09,
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I know - for a moment I thought 'what's wrong with these people?'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:42,
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I deserved a second chance at my only job interview in monthsAnd I got it, because the woman took pity at my coughing JeffAids on the phone and rescheduled it for next week.
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Thanks!And it also gives me a few more days for the weather to improve to get to the interview too.
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I deserveto be in an accident rendering me permanently wheelchair-bound, to turn gay and northern, and then finally to end up in a concentration camp. That would be fair enough, and just payment for the years of jokes I have made.
However, seeing as the idea of karma is, as we all know, nothing more than a medieval peasant's way of coping with their ignominous and pathetic, grovelling existence, I should be OK.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:35,
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If she hadn't have stopped naggingme when she did it'd have been a whole lot fucking worse, I tell you.
I come home from the pub when I fucking like - dinner or no fucking dinner.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:43,
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Alwight darlin'!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:59,
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my wisdom teeth occasionally threaten to make an apperanceand it hurts like a motherfucker. Here, have some fluff (it's ok, I found it in my pocket).
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djtrialprice, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:06,
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I have half a wisdom tooth emerged.The other three are just stuck up there. My mouth is too small, apparently.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:07,
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All my wisdom teeth came through with no problems.My mouth is huge.
I should probably be in the porn business.
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girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:09,
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Thank you.Tis nice to have someone care, instead of pointing, laughing and punching me on the jaw while shouting "does it hurt now?"
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wanderlust, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:17,
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I thought Monty's daughter was meant to be nice?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:28,
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I'll be seeing you in a few days :D(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:10,
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*prepares*Everyone's going to look so awesome on the Saturday! Probably less so on Sunday though...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:23,
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'Ello Lusty.Is this man bothering you? Would you like me to infect him with some northernness on your behalf?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:00,
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Yep.I'll just point her arse south and continually feed her brussells sprouts. It might even melt the snow, too.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:03,
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Oh fuck noPlease make sure you aim correctly, don't forget I am to the south west of you!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:12,
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I thought you lived in Skelmer?Is that South West of anywhere? Apart from Greenland
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It's South West of The North East.Or The North as us real Northerners call it.
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Nah, I'm from SkemI live in Macclesfield
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:25,
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If you can read thisthen I clearly didn't do a good enough job on your black eyes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:05,
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Must...resist...*behaves*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:44,
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And just a bit dribbly.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:48,
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Deciding whether my sore neck is going to stopme driving 200 miles today. About to get out of bed and eat my deserved apple crumble and custard.
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djtrialprice, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:03,
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Get the train then.I don't caaaare how you get heeeeere.
Just get here, and I'll fix you.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:15,
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Get a room!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:16,
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I was referring to fixing his sore neckNot sexing him up one-time hear me noooow
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:18,
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Apple crumble and custard is the food of kingsBut the question is this, Rhubard or Apple, what's better?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:13,
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Neitherboth are foul.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:16,
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Did I say foul?I meant rancid.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:28,
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