I'm gonna call shenanigans on that one
Although I did once read a letter written by a lawyer who married a banker

Sue Mee and Rob Mee

*facepalm*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Back in my days working at the driving school we took on a pupil called Penny
Who had recently married a Mr Less.

"Oh, it's not the first time he's had this problem," she said, when I remarked upon her name, "Before he met me, he almost got engaged to a woman called Ruth."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Legend
Unfortunately, my name doesn't lend itself to puns, and I'm not allowed to take a surname if I marry.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Intriguing
Porquoi pas?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Very rare forrin surname
There's only 5 of us in the UK, me, my two sisters, Mum and Nana. Gotta preserve it!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Good answer
Although I was hoping for something slightly less likely, such as a bureaucratic error granting your surname listed building status
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:37, Reply)