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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You mean they'll piss themselves laughing?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Only if we have you as the support act
Once they catch sight of your floppy wrists and even floppier hair, they'll all have laughter induced hernias and bladder prolapses.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Support act?
How do you expect me to support anything with these wrists?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:15, Reply)
I love the idea of the front row of female fans
Aiming their fannies at you and drenching you all in she-splunge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:14, Reply)
You sicken me.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Tell me something I don't know
No, seriously, go on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Erm...due to the expense of looking after her hilariously retarded child,
Jordan couldn't actually afford her last boob job operation, therefore she popped them open herself and stuffed them with scrunched-up newspaper.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Something TRUE
That was very good though :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:32, Reply)

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